Die 10 Gebote Hans von der Leiters

- Keep cool - Take it easy - Enjoy the show - Never refuse culinary highlights because of moralin-overacidified sick thoughts of your brain - Don’t let your brain disturb your lust for life anyway - Always drink, and make sure that wine/spirit are of decent quality - Fuck regrets - Fuck retardeds - Fuck beauties - Trust no body - Never count to ten

(publiziert in: Gianni della Scala: Irgendwo schrie ein Baby. Summer Edition der unatorisierten Fortsetzung von Hans von der Leiters «I would prefer not to.», ISBN-13: 979-8526157247)